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gixxers housekeeping tip no1- - Posted on 2007-11-04 14:43:01

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Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

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	gixxers housekeeping tip no1- - Posted on 2007-11-04 15:13:20
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	pmsl -- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming

	gixxers housekeeping tip no1- - Posted on 2007-11-04 17:05:01
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	hmm, top idea, but not sure the cat would ever forgive me. -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

	gixxers housekeeping tip no1- - Posted on 2007-11-05 16:55:51
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Some more tips 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. 2. If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go! 3. The best crumb buster for an after meal clean up is the dog. 4. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy. 5. Never make fried chicken in the nude. 6. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dusty picture rail big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner. 7. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again. 8. If us blokes were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger. 9. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 10. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.Much! 11. Simplify… hire a maid. 12: My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being Hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming

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