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My trip to New York - Posted on 2007-11-01 20:13:38

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Last year on my trip back east to New York. This strange guy started talking to me. His name is Jack Schitt, and he went on to tell me about his family. He's the only son of Awh Schitt. Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first,passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high schooc dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva ***FILTERED WORD*** t married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of baby Schitt. Now I know Jack Schitt.

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	My trip to New York - Posted on 2007-11-01 23:49:01
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Stop smokin that Schitt m8, your losing the plot.................Thats serious schitt!! -- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming

	My trip to New York - Posted on 2007-11-02 19:14:17
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	been posted on here a few times, but still makes me laugh -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

	My trip to New York - Posted on 2007-11-02 21:25:14
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl -- The best things in life have 2 wheels

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