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The Affair - Posted on 2007-11-01 12:56:14

daisyduke
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A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you,"
she said, " pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired
as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied,
"the Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too."
No more was said,
not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
and nobody offered me a damned thing."

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	The Affair - Posted on 2007-11-01 13:41:29
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	lol brill -- and your point is................?

	The Affair - Posted on 2007-11-02 18:18:35
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	jesus! not heard that one! funny too! -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

	The Affair - Posted on 2007-11-02 19:09:26
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	thats sooooo funny. cheers -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

	The Affair - Posted on 2007-11-02 21:31:34
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	funny as hell -- The best things in life have 2 wheels

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