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Cheapskate. - Posted on 2007-10-30 11:09:55

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make; she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong if something bad should happen between you. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it".
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history…………

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and your point is................?

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	Cheapskate. - Posted on 2007-10-30 16:55:55
rsvar7 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, June 11, 2005 Posts: 862 Location: derbyshire United Kingdom	pmsl priceless lol ....ducks bricks -- grab em by the danglies..and lets go for it...ding dong

	Cheapskate. - Posted on 2007-11-02 21:41:15
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	very good, waits for barage of abuse -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

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