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The Pastors Donkey - Posted on 2007-10-30 05:22:23

The_Drifter
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The Pastor's Donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
He was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: .....
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in
another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided
to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a
farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains
where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY?
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So,
be yourself and enjoy life ... stop worrying about
everyone else's ass and you'll live longer and be a
lot happier!

--

The Drifter

"Life is a journey...Enjoy the ride!!"

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	The Pastors Donkey - Posted on 2007-10-30 12:11:29
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	pmsl, shall bear this in mind --

	The Pastors Donkey - Posted on 2007-11-02 21:32:39
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	very good -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

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