some little mark jokes - Posted on 2007-10-15 18:01:30
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Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic
"Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies MARK.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f***ing difference?" asks the father
"That's what I said!"
and
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little MARK.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was Pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f***ing beautiful!'"
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some little mark jokes - Posted on 2007-10-15 19:33:38
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Big Mark said ...
"dont f##king swear in the threads" ! ! ! lol
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some little mark jokes - Posted on 2007-10-15 20:43:23
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very good mandi
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some little mark jokes - Posted on 2007-10-17 09:11:01
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I know a Mark joke ........ my Mark said NO we can't have a puppy but guess what shes here! lol
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some little mark jokes - Posted on 2007-10-15 18:01:30
