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Joke - Posted on 2007-10-08 10:25:24

The_Drifter
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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I

almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, But then

I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.

You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail

Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked

over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw

that! You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and

according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

--

The Drifter

"Life is a journey...Enjoy the ride!!"

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	Joke - Posted on 2007-10-08 17:32:01
paddyexup 250cc Rider Joined: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 Posts: 41 Location: cork. Ireland	to hell with the rubbing, i always put it in lol. --

	Joke - Posted on 2007-10-08 19:23:36
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	roflmfao -- Martin :o)

	Joke - Posted on 2007-10-08 19:39:58
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	really good one, thanks for that -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

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