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gixxers speeding excuse thread. - Posted on 2007-10-06 12:40:04

gixxer
1300cc Superstar

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Posts: 1563
Location:
sheffield
United Kingdom

post your speeding excuses here , comical or whatever, i'll start ,

"154 miles per hour officer? impossible , ive only been out 20 mins!"

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'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

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	gixxers speeding excuse thread. - Posted on 2007-10-06 16:56:26
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Officer "Do you know the speed limit here?" Me "Yes" Officer " Why were you doing 60 in a 30?" Me "First time i`ve had a GSX750 and its not good at being slow" Officer "Here is your ticket" Moral is get new bike, dont think the road is a race track................much -- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming

	gixxers speeding excuse thread. - Posted on 2007-10-06 20:53:44
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	mate got asked what he was doing going at 120 mph, his reply was `then changing into sixth`. dooh. luckily copper was biker , saw the funny side, and let him off with a warning. how lucky, -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

	gixxers speeding excuse thread. - Posted on 2007-10-07 21:25:48
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	sorry officer i forgot where the breaks were or sorry right hand slipped -- The best things in life have 2 wheels

	gixxers speeding excuse thread. - Posted on 2007-10-08 07:24:03
flyin2wheeler 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Wednesday, December 01, 2004 Posts: 345 Location: Norn Iron United Kingdom	Best one I heard was a guy in his car spun the wheels and the cops pulled him,he said"he forgot to put his choke off",pmsl -- http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/bikes_from_the_eighties/

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