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The perfect husband! - Posted on 2007-09-09 21:06:27

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The Perfect Husband
>
>Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench
>rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to

>talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
>MAN: "Hello"
>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>MAN: "Yes."
>WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's
>only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007

>models. I saw one I really liked."
>MAN: "How much?"
>WOMAN: "$65,000."
>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is
>back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."
>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
>MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>
>The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in
>astonishment.
>
>Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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	The perfect husband! - Posted on 2007-09-09 21:55:30
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	heard it before but i still find it funny. -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

	The perfect husband! - Posted on 2007-09-09 22:05:41
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	The "repeat police have to make another visit we see" -- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming

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