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Should this be on the bad joke thread or not?????? - Posted on 2007-09-06 22:15:12

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YOU DECIDE!

Three engineers were very relaxed after a night’s drinking and the talk turned (as talk will) to matters spiritual and, more specifically, the big beardy bloke in the white nightie.

The first engineer spoke thusly. “God has to be an electrical engineer; look at the wonderful layout of the nerves, the intricate connectivity of the synapses and the miracle of conductivity that is the brain”.

The second engineer disagreed. “NO!” (he was a forceful chap) ”God has to be a chemical engineer; consider the miraculous chemical balance that is the daily human existence, how acid balances alkali and how the subtle influence of hormones drive our very being.”

The third (and by far the most relaxed) of the engineers slurred his opinion. “Nononono. God is most denifitely a civil engineer.”

The first two engineers were aghast and belaboured the unfortunate chap with gurt ***FILTERED WORD*** ty sticks (Copyright Ox and Bear (You’re our biatch now!) incorporated) and demanded that he justify his assertion.

The third (now considerably more black and blue) engineer uncurled from the foetal position and said “Well it’s obvious; who but a civil engineer would site a waste disposal outlet right next to a pleasure area!”

ITHANGYOU!

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	Should this be on the bad joke thread or not?????? - Posted on 2007-09-06 23:20:28
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Not sure but you did remember the copyright situation.........! -- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming

	Should this be on the bad joke thread or not?????? - Posted on 2007-09-07 13:08:46
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	it transcends bad, and verges on the awful! -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

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