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these were some q & a's from a state driving test - Posted on 2007-09-05 20:07:03

leatherlou
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The following are a sampling of real answers received onexams given by the California Department ofTransportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing theroad?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach afour-way stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumpersticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having anaccident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or beingpassed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red trafficlight and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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Take care & ride safe, Lou

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	these were some q & a's from a state driving test - Posted on 2007-09-06 19:13:16
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	you have just got to think that these people probably did end up driving at some point. scary. -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

	these were some q & a's from a state driving test - Posted on 2007-09-06 19:36:23
leatherlou 400cc Rider Joined: Monday, July 23, 2007 Posts: 70 Location: Youngstown United States	tell me about it. And to think those are the people who cause the wrecks to. Take care & ride safe, Lou -- Take care & ride safe, Lou

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