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Signs - Posted on 2007-08-29 14:57:36

gfisher
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On the door of a vet's waiting room: "Back in five minutes. Sit... Stay!

On a gynaecologist's office door: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix"

On the door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

In the non-smoking area of a restaurant: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

Outside an exhaust shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Ad on the side of a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

Another slogan on the truck of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

Pizza shop slogan: "Seven days without pizza makes one weak."

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and your point is................?

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	Signs - Posted on 2007-08-29 17:51:01
leatherlou 400cc Rider Joined: Monday, July 23, 2007 Posts: 70 Location: Youngstown United States	you must of been board, lol they were good. -- Take care & ride safe, Lou

	Signs - Posted on 2007-08-29 21:15:52
kuchenhilfen 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Thursday, July 12, 2007 Posts: 215 Location: In a bucket under the sink United Kingdom	My favourite is 'Now is the winter of our discount tents' on a camping shop window. -- Lets not and say that we did!

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