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A joke - Posted on 2007-08-21 19:07:53

the_ox
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Two old women talking over coffee happened upon the subject of sex and what they can do to excite their husbands. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and
putting both legs behind her head yoga style.
The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband
came out of the bathroom.
"Gladys!" he exclaimed. "For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in ... You look like an a**hole!"

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	A joke - Posted on 2007-08-21 20:54:09
pillion_no1 250cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Bradford United Kingdom	heehee lmao! -- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.!!!!!!"

	A joke - Posted on 2007-08-22 08:41:59
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	two old ladies are talking about the size of their fannys, one says to the other "is it true that when u get older your fanny actually gets bigger?" the other lady says "I don't know, why don't u have a look?" "what? from here? I'm putting abit of beef on and I can't see it" "well why don't u stand over a mirror so u can see" " thats a good idea" she says "i'll do that" so off home she goes and she gets the mirror off the bathroom wall and is standing over it having a good look. just then her husband walks past the door and runs in the room and shoves her " George u bloody git u nearly broke my arm then!" "u ungrateful women if u had fallen down there u would have broke your bloody back!!!" -- Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly

	A joke - Posted on 2007-08-22 11:48:45
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	Be careful Roeby....................gazes thoughtfully to the future............and runs like flip. -- Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat

	A joke - Posted on 2007-08-22 12:02:43
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	u bloody cheeky mare!!!!! -- Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly

	A joke - Posted on 2007-08-22 12:57:10
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	;-) -- Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat

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