Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-19 08:49:11
sprag 750cc Boy Racer
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....as understanding as a policeman or
as compassionate as a magistrate or
as human as a screw [prison warder not....] or
as honest as another inmate...
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Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-19 20:06:10
darcey 1300cc Superstar
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As daft as a brush...What the hell does that mean!!!! Are brushes daft?...!
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I am not retreating..I am advancing in another direction
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-20 13:44:29
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar
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As useful as a chocolate teapot! I'd say that's pretty useful unless u intend to drink to tea
Pot kettle black.... oh no actually I do hear that everyday hehe
Errrr I bet that you look good on the dance floor or, how about, oi you ugly mug-faced idiot hehehe
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The louder you scream the harder I ride..... !!!
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-20 14:06:45
hungry_hippo 1300cc Superstar
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as thick as a plank???? planks are only two and a half inches thick so thats not very thick is it
as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike
as fit as a fiddle???? is a fiddle fit?
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some people you should trust some people you should not.....you decide
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-20 15:54:38
kuchenhilfen 1000cc Pro Racer
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As thick as f**k!
What the hell does that mean?
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Lets not and say that we did!
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-20 16:36:20
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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dip s**t
as fit as f**k
tight as a ducks arse ......... who tested to see how tight it was is what i want to know!!! lol
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Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-20 18:20:40
gfisher 1300cc Superstar
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as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
nothing so over rated as bad sex and nothing so under rated a a good s**t
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and your point is................?
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-21 08:34:04
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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I use daft says all the time but when I need to think off them I can't!! how annoying is that!
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Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-21 18:40:46
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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" Here sunshine, your my top employee, have a big fat pay rise"
now there is one you never hear!
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Try being truthful, its the thing to do
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-21 18:54:17
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar
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No, I heard it once, just after I caught up with Lord Lucan who had stolen the Titanic.
I never would have caught him if I hadn't been riding Shergar.
"I'd trust that man to the ends ofthe earth I would; he's as honest as a politician."
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Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-23 22:38:51
smileysal 750cc Boy Racer
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Tight as a mouses ear
Sweating like a hooded rapist
Bunch of ham shankers
And my all time favourtie heard just the other day.........
My cocks a kipper (As in, "If that works, my cocks a kipper!!")
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If a smiley just passed you.........it's me!!!!
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-24 00:14:27
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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EEEE I'll go te foot of our stairs
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Wasn't me!
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-25 19:10:56
bear 1300cc Superstar
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how about..... About as likely for kaptain kwak to pay more than the price of a curly wurley for his latest new bike!
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revenge is a dish best served...............with croutons
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-28 13:51:09
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer
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my mum used to say... u give my arse a headache...mmm never did work it out
or
u couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag.......????
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The best things in life have 2 wheels
Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-28 14:40:36
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar
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As tight as a nun's cnut....
..... might not be ya know, just because she's given her life to the great lord doesn't mean that she ain't been shoving anything up there!
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