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No you havent pulled..... - Posted on 2007-08-15 18:51:19

miss_behave
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Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."
Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

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Du riechst so gut - ich geh Dir hinterher......

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	No you havent pulled..... - Posted on 2007-08-16 10:23:33
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	pmsl good ones -- and your point is................?

	No you havent pulled..... - Posted on 2007-08-16 17:49:06
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 1352 Location: Next door to a pub in an interbred village, Kent United Kingdom	Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" rofl -- The louder you scream the harder I ride..... !!!

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