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Immigration..........! - Posted on 2007-08-13 22:56:16

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A Polish man moved to the Ireland and married an Irish girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him The following questions:
-Have you any grounds?
-Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
-No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
-It made of concrete.
-I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
-No, we have carport, and not need one.
-I mean, how are your relations?
-All my relations still in Poland.
-Is there infidelity in your marriage?
-We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
-Does your wife beat you up?
-No, I always up before her.
-Is your wife a nagger?
-No, she white.
-Why do you want this divorce?
-She going to kill me.
-What makes you think that?
-I got proof.
-What kind of proof?
-She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at pharmacy and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."

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Try being truthful, its the thing to do

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	Immigration..........! - Posted on 2007-08-13 23:11:26
sleddriver 250cc Rider Joined: Thursday, February 08, 2007 Posts: 31 Location: third rock from the sun Western Sahara	best joke i`ve heard this week,,, pmsl keep `em coming -- It`s only gay if you take it....apparently.

	Immigration..........! - Posted on 2007-08-14 12:18:05
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	please refer to my bad joke thread... -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

	Immigration..........! - Posted on 2007-08-14 14:58:56
spacie 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Tuesday, January 24, 2006 Posts: 238 Location: Ipswich United Kingdom	liked this one lol..... -- Lead me not into temptation...I am capable of getting there myself.

	Immigration..........! - Posted on 2007-08-14 19:38:55
pillion_no1 250cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Bradford United Kingdom	Nice one teehee! -- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.!!!!!!"

	Immigration..........! - Posted on 2007-08-14 20:03:12
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, January 14, 2005 Posts: 122 Location: dajekopjqkl;j United Kingdom	good one pmsl -- Du riechst so gut - ich geh Dir hinterher......

	Immigration..........! - Posted on 2007-08-14 20:14:45
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	nice one ox. -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

	Immigration..........! - Posted on 2007-08-14 20:23:29
rev_ 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, January 13, 2005 Posts: 3068 Location: Coventry United Kingdom	pmsl!! -- to all those opposed............hmm? your here for a good time......not a long time!!!

	Immigration..........! - Posted on 2007-08-14 20:26:46
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	roflmfao ... I'll admitt that was quite funny :o) -- Martin :o)

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