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all amongst us who may be self employed....... - Posted on 2007-08-12 11:27:08

darcey
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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said:

"I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs?"

"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying
to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them
back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of
holy biscuits."

"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all
the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save
up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a
year they send us a complete dick."
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Roeb thats the wrong mobile babe!!! I ll text you on Tuesday with the right number!

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	all amongst us who may be self employed....... - Posted on 2007-08-12 11:40:35
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	roflmfao ... My word abs ! lol how are u by the way ? -- Martin :o)

	all amongst us who may be self employed....... - Posted on 2007-08-12 12:45:32
rev_ 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, January 13, 2005 Posts: 3068 Location: Coventry United Kingdom	lmao!! fantastic!! and i'm self employed!!!!!!!! -- to all those opposed............hmm? your here for a good time......not a long time!!!

	all amongst us who may be self employed....... - Posted on 2007-08-12 15:35:11
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	I laughed, but it's true! -- Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat

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