Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-11 11:02:43
bear 1300cc Superstar
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unashamedly nicked from another forum!
Biker Corruption Test:
Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point
Ever tried alcohol? 1 point
Ever been drunk? 2 points
Ever play drinking games? 2 points
Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points
Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points
Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5 points
Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points
Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried
Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week? 4 points
Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points
Ever sell drugs? 8 points
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points
Ever used barbiturates? 8 points
Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points
Ever used narcotics? 10 points
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points
Ever been on a date? 2 points
Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points
bonus: on 1st date? 2 points
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points
Ever paid for sex? 8 points
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8
points
Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points
Ever contract an STD? 12 points
Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points
Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8
points
Ever used sex toys? 6 points
Ever pass out during sex? 5 points
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points
Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points
Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points
Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball--1 point
toes---2 points
ears---1 point
Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points
Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points
Ever been arrested? 8 points
bonus: If convicted - 7 points
SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-11 11:09:40
bear 1300cc Superstar
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162...... OOOOPS
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-11 13:18:14
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Um errrrrr well its like this really i scored 290.
Oh Dear :D
And i was truthful
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-11 13:52:35
ana 1300cc Superstar
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good one ,, i lost count lol,, and am saying nowt lol
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-11 15:03:13
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Does not battering your children get you more points?
Was only asking!
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-11 15:10:21
nuty 750cc Boy Racer
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bein im so sweet n innocent even a life with the church is 2 corrupt for me :P
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-11 20:05:51
bear 1300cc Superstar
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nutty scored more than ox then! pmsl
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-11 20:15:38
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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123
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Du riechst so gut - ich geh Dir hinterher......
Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-12 12:59:04
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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I`ll get me coat then!
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-12 13:42:12
rev_ 1300cc Superstar
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i'm not posting my score for fear of incriminating myself!!!!!!!!!
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to all those opposed............hmm?
your here for a good time......not a long time!!!
Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-12 17:01:01
count 400cc Rider
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I am a sick puppy---243
Had to count it twice to make sure, I should be ashamed of myself.
BUT I'M NOT...
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-12 17:06:06
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Same here but i did get 290!!!
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-13 01:14:49
gixxer 1300cc Superstar
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how come you casually skipped accross murder and white slavery? lightweight...
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-14 09:21:21
ton_up 1300cc Superstar
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I'm normal..........just! Yay I've always wanted to be normal again!!
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Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-16 08:50:19
sprag 750cc Boy Racer
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136...... I think getting arrested and convicted boosted my score. lol
question: can I count being arrested and convicted more than once.... only.... well..... I was a wrong-un once upon a time in my miss-spent youth/early 20's.... if so my score will be somewhat higher.
Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-11 11:02:43
Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-11 13:52:35
Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-12 13:42:12
Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-13 01:14:49
Biker corruption test! - Posted on 2007-08-16 08:50:19
