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Redneck Pick up lines - Posted on 2007-08-08 18:00:18

miss_behave
600cc Boy Racer

Joined:
Friday, January 14, 2005
Posts: 122
Location:
dajekopjqkl;j
United Kingdom

1.Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2.Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.

3.Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

4.My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

5.Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

6.If you wuz a tree and I wuz a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

8.You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

9.I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10.If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND the best Redneck pick-up line:
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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Du riechst so gut - ich geh Dir hinterher......

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	Redneck Pick up lines - Posted on 2007-08-08 18:45:21
nuty 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, November 12, 2004 Posts: 183 Location: in a pint of scrumpy United Kingdom	he he he lovin the last 1 britta........... but didnt realise u ad any nuts pmsl how you doin chick xxx -- it wasnt me

	Redneck Pick up lines - Posted on 2007-08-08 19:58:22
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, January 14, 2005 Posts: 122 Location: dajekopjqkl;j United Kingdom	very well hun -thnx for askin xxx -- Du riechst so gut - ich geh Dir hinterher......

	Redneck Pick up lines - Posted on 2007-08-08 20:49:46
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	very good. -- if you gonna go, go with a smile

	Redneck Pick up lines - Posted on 2007-08-09 10:20:16
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, i like em -- The best things in life have 2 wheels

	Redneck Pick up lines - Posted on 2007-08-09 14:21:40
rsvar7 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, June 11, 2005 Posts: 862 Location: derbyshire United Kingdom	the inbreds across the estate use them all the time .......and god can u tell as well ...oi mate which one of yer sisters u takin out tonight pmsl -- grab em by the danglies..and lets go for it...ding dong

	Redneck Pick up lines - Posted on 2007-08-09 15:21:44
pillion_no1 250cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Bradford United Kingdom	Teehee very good lol -- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.!!!!!!"

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