miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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What is it with male car drivers, once they realize its a female on a bike they decide to try and race you??
They drive rite up yer ass in a 30mph (I stick to 30's btw) even try to pass on the inside.....and then come the national speed limit you see them in yer mirror and it looks like they are standing still.
I even had a tosser in front of me today who was driving in between two lanes on a dual carriage way just so I wouldn't be able to overtake.
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Du bist was du isst......
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Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-02 22:55:55
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar
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They say that a man's penis is inversely proportional to the performance of his car.
I drive a Diesel Peugeot 106.
And I can lick my eyebrows.
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Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-02 22:57:40
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar
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Seriously though Missy, (although the bit about the 106 is true!) they're probably trying to impress you with their displays of testosterosterosterosterone fuelled agression having realised that you are one fast and dangerous mama.
Either that or they're complete (not halved or crunched) gits.
You decide.
Me, I pull over to let you pass and then perve on a pert arse in leathers. Yeah. I know. Sad isn't it.
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Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-03 00:24:28
Loadsbob 400cc Rider
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Missy, carry in your pocket a hand full of paint balls the type used at war games paintballing, if they are on yer arse just throw a couple over yer shoulder the bu----- soon drop back, they will burst at even 10 mph i use em regular,
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Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-03 11:32:26
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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I am shocked Rev.....but at the same time strangley impressed that you can lick your eyebrows, as for the paintballs, since I'd have no where to put them in my skin tight leathers - two fingers usually do the trick
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Du bist was du isst......
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-03 12:34:42
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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where do you put the two fingers then, cos i`ve seen your leathers.
brb keyboards got a bit sticky.
cheers
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Try being truthful, its the thing to do
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-03 12:32:01
kuchenhilfen 1000cc Pro Racer
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My old Dad often carried a pocketful of gravel for such occasions. I've stuck me boot in the odd passenger side door before now but it can make you get a bit wobbly which isn't necessarily a good idea when some ***FILTERED WORD*** 's trying to force you into the kerb. Going really slow and tapping your brake light at peculiar moments tends to back them off a bit. Paintballs are a cool idea though.
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Lets not and say that we did!
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-03 12:42:00
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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ball bearings are better!
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Try being truthful, its the thing to do
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-03 13:19:55
count 400cc Rider
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I find sugar on a wet day works well. nice on a new windscreen.
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Sanity is for noisy people.
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-03 20:25:48
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer
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i love the idea of paintballs, i usually just give them 2 fngers or move my hand up and down, fingers and thumb together but doesn't feel satifiying. i am taking some of your tips and will put them into practice...puts a pocket full of sugar in one side and gravel in the other
will let u know how i get on lol
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The best things in life have 2 wheels
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-03 22:47:56
catherine 1300cc Superstar
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Well, as my beloved machine left me today to go to a new home (short bloke, say no more), I guess I will no longer have this problem
Yours, jealous, very bloody jealous
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Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-04 09:39:10
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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sometimes it just helps if you wiggle your ass in their face
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Du bist was du isst......
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-04 11:23:56
hungry_hippo 1300cc Superstar
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i normaly slow down and fall back a bit.....then speed up,foot out and bang there goes there wing mirror....cant tell you how many times ive done that,i have lost count lol.........trick with vans is just punch the mirror but make sure you have the right gloves on lol...i made that mistake once and broke my knuckle lmao
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some people you should trust some people you should not.....you decide
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-02 18:03:16
Male Ego??? - Posted on 2007-08-02 22:55:55
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