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Harry the chicken! - Posted on 2007-07-30 08:40:47

pillion_no1
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Bradford
United Kingdom

Harry came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and
> fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.
> Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Harry."
>
> Harry was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for.
> Send me back!"
>
> St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back:...
> as a chicken."
>
> Harry was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his
> home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and
> pecking the ground.
> A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first day
> here?"
>
> "Not bad," replied Harry the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside.
> Like I'm gonna explode!"
>
> "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid
> an egg before?"
> "Never," said Harry.
>
> "Well, just relax and let it happen."
>
> Harry did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
> Harry was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid
> another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third
> egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout,
> "Dammit, Harry! Wake up. You're sh**ting the bed!"

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.!!!!!!"

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	Harry the chicken! - Posted on 2007-07-30 13:43:27
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	rofpmsl -- Martin :o)

	Harry the chicken! - Posted on 2007-07-30 14:48:53
nuty 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, November 12, 2004 Posts: 183 Location: in a pint of scrumpy United Kingdom	he he he i like that one -- it wasnt me

	Harry the chicken! - Posted on 2007-07-30 14:59:17
pillion_no1 250cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Bradford United Kingdom	hoorrayyyyy martin likes.hehe!!!! "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.!!!!!!" --

	Harry the chicken! - Posted on 2007-07-31 12:14:08
kuchenhilfen 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Thursday, July 12, 2007 Posts: 215 Location: In a bucket under the sink United Kingdom	Hehehe! -- Lets not and say that we did!

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