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Wishes, and what actually happens - Posted on 2007-07-27 23:08:13

the_ox
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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy
drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:
glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying
on its side near the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke
my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary... ! Actually I want to thank you.
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,
I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
safe from fire, burglary and natural disaster! s!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, g enie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with
a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
what about you, honey?"

You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same
for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you
and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?????"

--

Try being truthful, its the thing to do

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	Wishes, and what actually happens - Posted on 2007-07-28 08:01:30
pillion_no1 250cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Bradford United Kingdom	pmsl --

	Wishes, and what actually happens - Posted on 2007-07-28 11:24:33
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	thats brill pmsl -- Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly

	Wishes, and what actually happens - Posted on 2007-07-28 17:02:22
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	Oh that one again ... roflmfao ... still the good-un's are worth a re-run lol -- Martin :o)

	Wishes, and what actually happens - Posted on 2007-07-28 17:03:53
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	Actually genie jokes are good ... After all theres nuthuin like a good rub to start things off is there!!! Hat - coat - and i believe i know my way to the door :o) -- Martin :o)

	Wishes, and what actually happens - Posted on 2007-07-29 21:25:11
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	Titter Sorry, if the profanity filter picks that up it was sopposed to be T I T T E R. -- Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat

	Wishes, and what actually happens - Posted on 2007-07-29 21:26:18
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	Now that's bad. How come it attacks perfectly normal words like S *FILTERED WORD* horpe but doesn't attack filth like titter or anagrams like Newark? -- Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat

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