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Tighter and Tighter!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:40:37

pillion_no1
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Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and
tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their
room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling. Please remove my
shoes. My feet are killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it
would not budge.
"Harder!" yelled Camilla.
"Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody
tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,
"There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told
you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God,
darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man,
always a Navy man!"

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	Tighter and Tighter!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:45:31
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	lol I like -- Try being truthful, its the thing to do

	Tighter and Tighter!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 21:24:20
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, very good -- The best things in life have 2 wheels

	Tighter and Tighter!! - Posted on 2007-07-28 11:50:56
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	now that was funny! -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

	Tighter and Tighter!! - Posted on 2007-07-28 12:09:59
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	heard it b4 but i had forgot about it pmsl -- Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly

	Tighter and Tighter!! - Posted on 2007-07-28 17:08:44
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	roflmfao ... Sure i have heard it before ... but was laughing so much prior to the puchline ... I still fell off my chair as the last line was read! think im just in a silly mood! -- Martin :o)

	Tighter and Tighter!! - Posted on 2007-07-29 18:31:40
count 400cc Rider Joined: Thursday, November 04, 2004 Posts: 54 Location: Somewhere! United Kingdom	So rude, but still funny -- Sanity is for noisy people.

	Tighter and Tighter!! - Posted on 2007-07-29 21:31:48
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	Oooooooooooooooooooooh me ribs. We like that one we do! Got to post that one to the old man, he'll appreciate it! -- Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat

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