The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar
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According to British law, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants. But most importantly, she can, upon request pee in a Policeman's helmet.
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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If I recall correctly the above is true.
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Try being truthful, its the thing to do
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:46:02
pillion_no1 250cc Rider
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yep it certainly is =)
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Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-27 19:59:53
rsvar7 1300cc Superstar
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and if i recall as well some of em who abuse ther plod lid need peeing on
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grab em by the danglies..and lets go for it...ding dong
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-28 00:29:50
billythekid 1000cc Pro Racer
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Yes this is certainly true but a little known fact is that if a policeman is not wearing his hat anyone can ***FILTERED WORD*** in it.
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Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-28 11:27:14
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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i soooooooooooooo wish i had known that when i was expecting lol
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Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-28 12:14:09
nuty 750cc Boy Racer
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i actually asked a policeman once if it was true that a women up the duff cud relieve themselves in their helmet.....and he sed no its not .............. and considering the copper i asked was my uncle and he was one of the big wigs of avon and somerset constablery (he pretty much was the cheif/boss) i think he'd know.
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it wasnt me
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-28 17:05:54
leatherlou 400cc Rider
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And i thought we in the US had some pretty messed up laws. Now that one is funny. We a law in Florida that states " if you feel threatened you can shoot to kill. Yes anywhere, at your house or in your car in a parking lot. You all know what that did to the sales of guns in the state. They shot way up.
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Take care & ride safe, Lou
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-29 19:43:53
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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Apparently in Nottingham you are still allowed to shoot a welshman with a crossbow and not get done for it......
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Du bist was du isst......
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-29 21:13:28
Martin 1300cc Superstar
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Ive heard that in certain parts of Nottingham they shoot anyone where ever they come from with anything !!! ! irrespective of any laws!
just a joke !
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Martin :o)
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-29 21:19:41
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar
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That is true Missy, the only problem is that the Welshman has to be in Wales.
Now, in Chester you can (according to ancient bye laws) kill any Welshman (or good looking sheep (sorry, I made that bit up)) found within the city walls after dark.
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Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-29 21:22:13
Martin 1300cc Superstar
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re: sheep ...
While at work today i read in yesterdays 'sun' eeeeek that some lad had been 'done' for molesting a sheep over a 12 month period!
he was finnaly caught on CCTV by the farmer !
Apparently he visited the sheep on at least 12 occasions!
huh ? methinks in reality he might have stopped paying for the privilage! if they know how many times he visited!
roflmfao !
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Martin :o)
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-29 21:46:58
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar
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I know of that Sheep.
Real slut, trust me on this one.
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Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-30 18:18:33
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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Heres another one:
In Beverly near Hull, the wife cheats on her husband he can take her to the town square and beat her with a cane in public......
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Du bist was du isst......
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-30 18:19:51
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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And in Thailand if a man cheats on his wife she has the right to cut his knob off and feed it to the ducks - hang on that cannot be right fookin knob eating ducks???
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Du bist was du isst......
Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-30 20:01:52
Martin 1300cc Superstar
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