bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:09:22
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please post all bad/old/frequently told jokes on this thread - then when we feel like killing ourselves, we can look at this thread to push us over the edge...
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:12:37
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i'll start
my dog has no nose! 'how does he smell?'.......awful!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:24:14
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Right I challenge the profanity wiperouter!
What's the difference between the White helmets and a high class brothel?
One is a display of cunning stunts..............
the other is a place where you spend a lot of money to get laid.
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:27:50
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razor blade please...
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:31:52
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Two pieces of sick were walking down the road and came to a crossroads, where one of the pieces of sick started to cry,
"Why are you crying?" asked the other. "This is where I was brought up" replied the first!!!!!!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-27 23:40:17
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?'
This thread is fantastic!
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Lets not and say that we did!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-28 13:48:37
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wot do u get if u cross bruce lee wiv a pig???
a pork chop.......................
oh dear i'll get me coat
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-28 19:00:03
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what's brown and sticky?
a stick.
what's red and gone?
no tomatoes
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-28 22:40:09
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Whats green and spongey?
A green sponge
Wehey!
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Lets not and say that we did!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-29 19:37:49
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Question:
What is grey and comes in pints???
Answer:
An Elephant
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Du bist was du isst......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-29 19:40:52
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and did you all hear about the streaker that was about to retire and then decided he's gonna stick it out for a bit longer??
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Du bist was du isst......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-29 21:12:26
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Mother Please forgive but the voices make me do it!
What's green and brown, has six legs and will kill you if it falls out of its tree?
This bit is known as a pregnant pause.
Its purpose is to raise the suspense to fever pitch.
Dunno about you but I find them overated.
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.................
A snooker table!
I'll bet you're really glad you bothered aren't you?
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-30 14:53:09
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wot has 8 legs and 1 eye?
2 chairs and half a pigs head !!!!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-30 18:11:47
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Nuty you should get out more
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Du bist was du isst......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-30 18:33:54
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Someone close this thread down FFS.
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-30 22:00:43
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Whats got 8 legs and a big black tit?
The A Team!
Now how can you possibly want to close this wonderful thread down?
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