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Women!!! - Posted on 2007-07-26 18:15:34

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Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again ?" Carolyn agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left ! Could we... ?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny ... but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."

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Try being truthful, its the thing to do

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	Women!!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 08:48:27
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	pmsl oh my god!!! -- Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly

	Women!!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:21:05
pillion_no1 250cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Bradford United Kingdom	Hehe lol!!! --

	Women!!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:26:48
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	take it you didnt see my thread? one for the old category... -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

	Women!!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:46:27
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Nope, and having looked at it I wont be looking anymore :P -- Try being truthful, its the thing to do

	Women!!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:47:27
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	PS, this was posted before you had the idea anyway.................. Teach you to not read the dates before you leap ner ner na ner ner -- Try being truthful, its the thing to do

	Women!!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:50:03
pillion_no1 250cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 Posts: 45 Location: Bradford United Kingdom	ooooer, handbags at dawn!!! lol --

	Women!!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:52:55
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Poor Dawn shes always getting the handbags!!! -- Try being truthful, its the thing to do

	Women!!! - Posted on 2007-07-27 21:25:25
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	lol. old but still damn funny -- The best things in life have 2 wheels

	Women!!! - Posted on 2007-07-28 17:13:59
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	lol -- Martin :o)

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