tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-07-26 15:18:39
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Top 10 weird sex laws
1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
Indonesian authorities chop off genitals for masturbation
2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."
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tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-07-27 00:10:48
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Where's Guam?
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tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-07-27 10:47:18
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near rotherham
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tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-07-27 11:25:12
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I'll not be online for the next couple of days, I have some important business up Rotheram way.
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tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-07-27 13:13:34
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Query re point 9.
When it says "........at the same time." does that you have to have finished with the daughter before you have sex with the mother or just no threesomes?
I know it's a nice point but it may prove important.
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tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-07-27 16:45:52
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no just applies to people with two nobs.
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tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:00:54
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I'm OK then, I've only got half.
War wound.
Don't like to talk about it.
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tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-08-06 00:37:18
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see! motherfumblers...
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tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-08-06 18:26:12
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Heres some more silly ones I found
In Texas, it is illegal to curse in front of, or indecently expose oneself to, a corpse
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship.
Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin a man is legally prohibited from shooting a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
In Nogales, Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation
It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.
In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle (bugger, but I suppose you can do it riding one??)
The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones.(Ouch!!)
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
In New York, it's against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun (Sorry had to add this one - personal favourite of mine)
tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-07-26 15:18:39
tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-07-27 00:10:48
tickets to guam for sale! apply here! - Posted on 2007-07-27 13:13:34
