Nicked this from Alisongs website....Enjoy - Posted on 2007-07-25 20:40:18
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This was allegedly posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas Website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humour. The company, of course, does not have a sense of humour, and made the web department take it down immediately (for once, the \'IMPORTANT\' note at the end is worth a read too...).
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Nicked this from Alisongs website....Enjoy - Posted on 2007-07-26 15:22:37
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he he he brilliant me like
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it wasnt me
Nicked this from Alisongs website....Enjoy - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:11:57
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Nicked this from Alisongs website....Enjoy - Posted on 2007-07-25 20:40:18
Nicked this from Alisongs website....Enjoy - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:11:57
