I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE…BACKWARDS - Posted on 2007-07-24 23:10:04
sleddriver 250cc Rider
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You start out dead and get that out of the way, and then you wake up in an old peoples home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being to healthy; go and collect your pension, and then you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work for 40 years until your young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party till all hours, your generally promiscuous and you get ready for secondary school, you become a kid, you play and have no responsibilities, you then become a baby, and then you spend the next nine months floating peacefully in luxury, In space like conditions, central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then you finish off as an orgasm! Perfect!
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It`s only gay if you take it....apparently.
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I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE…BACKWARDS - Posted on 2007-07-24 23:37:35
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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that sounds like a marvelous idea!
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I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE…BACKWARDS - Posted on 2007-07-25 00:12:00
Loadsbob 400cc Rider
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LOL Tony u been in them cuboards in the back of yer ambulance again
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I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE…BACKWARDS - Posted on 2007-07-25 02:20:27
bear 1300cc Superstar
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am already retired! sod all that work bollox!
bugger that means all i have to look forward too is all them nubile teenage bints..... hang on been there...damn its nappies/diapers next... ho hum a long as there is beer who cares.
Growing old disgracefully .....and enjoying the hell out of it too!
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revenge is a dish best served...............with croutons
I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE…BACKWARDS - Posted on 2007-07-24 23:10:04
I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE…BACKWARDS - Posted on 2007-07-24 23:37:35
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