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Husbands and Wives!!!!! - Posted on 2007-07-23 16:58:56

pillion_no1
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.The wife glares at her husband and says: "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh", he replies "she's my mistress"
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife "I've had enough, I want a divorce"."I can understand that", replies her husband "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours".
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a georgeous babe on his arm."Who's that woman with Jim?" asks his wife."That's his mistress", says her husband."I think ours is prettier", she replied. =)

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	Husbands and Wives!!!!! - Posted on 2007-07-23 17:21:55
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	roflmfao -- Martin :o)

	Husbands and Wives!!!!! - Posted on 2007-07-24 10:41:41
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	pmsl! -- and your point is................?

	Husbands and Wives!!!!! - Posted on 2007-07-25 02:36:21
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	LMAO errr anyone know where i can get a wife like that? -- revenge is a dish best served...............with croutons

	Husbands and Wives!!!!! - Posted on 2007-07-25 14:29:42
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	kin hell not heard that one ever! -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

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