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    Airport security - Posted on 2007-07-19 14:48:45

gfisher
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just back from another trip through Luton airport. despite not having set off the metal detector I was searched, my laptop . wiped and analysed. I commented that I must look like a right terrorist today and was told "nobody knows what they look like"

I thought back to a post of ox's I think saying that statistically terrorist are arab or asian looking mid 20's to mid 30's or along those lines. exactly in fact like most of the "security" personnel at Luton, certainly the one searching me.

and why can you never summon a fart when you need one?

I haven't heard many reports of fat bald white people in their 50's ramming 4x4's into airport terminals, or blowing themselves up on tubes and busses.

mind you if we did at least we would get it right and the bombs would actually go off!

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   Airport security - Posted on 2007-07-19 17:20:05

sleddriver
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http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

have a look at this link for your laptop and the next time you go through security play it and see what happens. i hope the link works or the whole joke is meaningless.

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   Airport security - Posted on 2007-07-20 09:26:18

gfisher
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It works

Brilliant

dont think they would get the joke though somehow!! lol

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   Airport security - Posted on 2007-07-20 22:50:08

Martin
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maybe they were just looking for hagis or similar contraband !!! lol

Or perhaps in all seriousness its just another point of 'being seen to be doing' !!!

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Martin :o)

 

   Airport security - Posted on 2007-07-21 13:46:26

fredcbr6uk
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interesting link, dont think airport security would see the funny side thou,

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