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    youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-13 19:35:16

gixxer
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Apparently , my g/fs friends son was selling a car and was approached by 2 immigrants, they thrust a cheque in his face from the dwp ('you take, you take' they said!). being an astute chap he rang the dwp , they said 'its cheaper for us to buy them a car than pay for thier taxis everywhere, being as they cant read or speak english' the cheque was kosher! they also paid for thier insurance apparently!

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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-13 20:07:06

the_ox
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If they cannot speak or read how the F*** are they going to understand our road traffic laws and signs?????????????



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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-13 20:13:56

ohsomadeddie
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mate im true blue english and i cant understand the roads anymore

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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-13 20:13:43

Martin
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same way we do when we drive our tanks down baghdad high street!


soz twas just a joke ...

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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-13 20:15:04

the_ox
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You might have a point, every day i watch people drive thru red lights not give way at junctions park where ever undertake do 50 in a 30 ect ect.

Where the hell are the traffic cops?




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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-13 20:15:26

Martin
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Actually what i was going to say before my stoopid sense of humour kicked in was ...

People from abroad will drive down our streets with/without regard for sign etc in the same way we would in a foriegn country! lol




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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-13 20:17:04

Martin
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Soz but my instinct for saying the following ...

"If someone is ok they are ok!
If not then they are a c##t ...
Anyone in between can be acredited with ...
A proportionate amount of abuse! roflmfao
And that goes whatever creed or colour someone is!"

has kicked in ...



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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-13 20:23:11

the_ox
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You aint tried Florida then Mart and the state troopers who patrol it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-13 20:23:39

Martin
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If you dont like what your fellow countrymen ...
in government are doing vote them out ...


But please dont vote in any extremists tho ...


it really doesn't help ... lol

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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-13 20:32:10

gixxer
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apparently they drive on thier own countrys licences for 2 years!

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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-14 01:31:17

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yep they can indeed drive on their own countries licence for a couple of years, i dont have a problem with that but i do have a problem with tax payers money being used to buy em a bloody car.... has the DWP never heard of buses? or better yet tell em to bloody walk! no bugger in a government department has offered to buy me a bike so i can get to interviews and the like let alone a bloody car! For that matter they bit*h and whine if they have to pay me bus fare when they want to interview me. FFS this country is getting worse.


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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-14 07:55:08

KaptainKwak
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Bye a bike (tee tum te tum)

Bye a bike (tee tum te tum)

Get down to Charnock Richard cyclessss.

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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-14 10:16:17

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now in process of painting myself a different colour and takeing up a new language,

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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-14 13:52:19

gixxer
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a good point is, how many are the cause of accidents? how many bikers have they killed? to any immigrants reading this. 'go home and work on your own country, were overcrowded enough as it is!'

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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-14 15:19:06

the_ox
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To quote Micor

"F*** off We`er full!"

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   youll love this one! - Posted on 2007-07-14 17:21:05

Mickey
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To be fair i think you have a valid point on this thread, however the last 2 posts somewhat bring this thread in to disrepute, its one thing to think it but quite another to type it, you never know whom might be reading this forum!!

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