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    Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-05 22:39:39

gfisher
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a few of the jokes going the rounds just now. We take our terrorist attacks seriously.

The terrorist has now been named as singe maheed

Terrorists have started a new website so they can keep in touch - its called friends re-ignited.com

The terrorist in Hospital is getting really fed up with the food. the same thing every meal. Haggis neaps and tatties - well he is in a Burns unit

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   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-05 23:28:17

Martin
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errrrr being a southerner ...




I was just wondering about ...






































Wait for it ...













Burns Night

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Martin :o)

 

   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-05 23:29:55

Martin
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oh and by the way ....







roflmfao ... aint it asmazing how wit outwhits sh#t

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   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 03:46:12

Strawbry_A
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Unless the 'wit' is ***FILTERED WORD*** ......

Liverpool airport was shut yesterday for 8 hours due to a 'suspicious car', .. apparantly it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it .........

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   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 08:05:37

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pmsl they r realy funny lol

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   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 08:50:58

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LMAO! Gotta love a few terrorist jokes!

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   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 15:46:26

catherine
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Psml.....I like them!!!!

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   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 16:53:01

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1 can of petrol £5.40, 2 calor gas bottles £42.50, 2nd hand cherokee jeep £2.450, watching 2 paki's burn alive...........priceless

so much for the smoking ban, 2 pakis already caught smokin at an airport

parts of liverpool were shut yesterday as a suspicious device was found in a car, police later identified it as a tax disk

strathclyde police have realised the names of the 2 suspects in yesterdays glasgow terrorist attack. they are singed inajeep and mohamed zonfia

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   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 17:27:43

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pmsl!!!!

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   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 18:26:13

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LOL....you have to laugh...nothing else to do! Don't let the *********** wear ya down i say

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   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 18:26:13

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LOL....you have to laugh...nothing else to do! Don't let the *********** wear ya down i say

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There are only two types of bikers... those that ride Harleys and those that wish they did. LOL!

 

   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-08 16:46:57

nuty
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baggage handlers at glasgow airport were sed 2 furious wen the indian they orderd turned up burnt

NEWS ALERT islamic extremist terrorist crashes jeep into the resevoir just out side sheffield, police think it may b the start of ram a dam

8 foreign doctors 3 bombsno deaths
harold shipman 1 doctor 1 syringe 300 dead...........makes u almost proud 2 b brittish

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   Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-09 16:25:00

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omg , my sides hurt now, thanks all


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