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a few of the jokes going the rounds just now. We take our terrorist attacks seriously.
The terrorist has now been named as singe maheed
Terrorists have started a new website so they can keep in touch - its called friends re-ignited.com
The terrorist in Hospital is getting really fed up with the food. the same thing every meal. Haggis neaps and tatties - well he is in a Burns unit
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-05 23:28:17
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errrrr being a southerner ...
I was just wondering about ...
Wait for it ...
Burns Night
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-05 23:29:55
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oh and by the way ....
roflmfao ... aint it asmazing how wit outwhits sh#t
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 03:46:12
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Unless the 'wit' is ***FILTERED WORD*** ......
Liverpool airport was shut yesterday for 8 hours due to a 'suspicious car', .. apparantly it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it .........
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 08:05:37
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pmsl they r realy funny lol
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 08:50:58
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LMAO! Gotta love a few terrorist jokes!
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 15:46:26
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Psml.....I like them!!!!
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 16:53:01
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1 can of petrol £5.40, 2 calor gas bottles £42.50, 2nd hand cherokee jeep £2.450, watching 2 paki's burn alive...........priceless
so much for the smoking ban, 2 pakis already caught smokin at an airport
parts of liverpool were shut yesterday as a suspicious device was found in a car, police later identified it as a tax disk
strathclyde police have realised the names of the 2 suspects in yesterdays glasgow terrorist attack. they are singed inajeep and mohamed zonfia
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 17:27:43
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pmsl!!!!
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 18:26:13
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LOL....you have to laugh...nothing else to do! Don't let the *********** wear ya down i say
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-06 18:26:13
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LOL....you have to laugh...nothing else to do! Don't let the *********** wear ya down i say
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There are only two types of bikers... those that ride Harleys and those that wish they did. LOL!
Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-08 16:46:57
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baggage handlers at glasgow airport were sed 2 furious wen the indian they orderd turned up burnt
NEWS ALERT islamic extremist terrorist crashes jeep into the resevoir just out side sheffield, police think it may b the start of ram a dam
8 foreign doctors 3 bombsno deaths
harold shipman 1 doctor 1 syringe 300 dead...........makes u almost proud 2 b brittish
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Light hearted fun - Posted on 2007-07-09 16:25:00
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