Bigsmoky 250cc Rider
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Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a Scotsman are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, British, and other infidels forever outside our precious state.
"Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The Scotsman asks the Genie, "I am curious. Tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries...it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The Scotsman smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
WORLD PEACE !!
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Three blokes - Posted on 2007-06-17 11:59:19
gixxer 1300cc Superstar
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water? i'd have used baby poo , the yellow stuff...(cant believe you cant say ***FILTERED WORD*** )
Three blokes - Posted on 2007-06-17 10:47:15
Three blokes - Posted on 2007-06-17 11:59:19
