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Drugs News - Very important, read carerfully!!! - Posted on 2007-06-12 14:01:18

bubblesloves69
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also calle d Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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	Drugs News - Very important, read carerfully!!! - Posted on 2007-06-12 16:43:46
rsvar7 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, June 11, 2005 Posts: 862 Location: derbyshire United Kingdom	bubbs can i rely on u phoneing my workplace up when im off with medication there useless at drug recognition as it is but this would b cool lol -- grab em by the danglies..and lets go for it...ding dong

	Drugs News - Very important, read carerfully!!! - Posted on 2007-06-12 18:10:06
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	pmsl bubbs what about the viagra eyedrops they make you look dead hard -- and your point is................?

	Drugs News - Very important, read carerfully!!! - Posted on 2007-06-12 18:11:43
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	on the same line of thought; This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'." "That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off." -- If your up for it, live up to it!

	Drugs News - Very important, read carerfully!!! - Posted on 2007-06-12 19:18:53
Martin 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, November 27, 2004 Posts: 3628 Location: Kent United Kingdom	Rofl ... OMG is that joke on its rounds again! ??? As a few might know i actually live down the road from where the drug Viagra was invented ... I have also worked at said Pfizer Establishment on a couple of occasions. The inhouse joke name for Viagra was 'The Pfizer Riser' -- Martin :o)

	Drugs News - Very important, read carerfully!!! - Posted on 2007-06-12 20:29:22
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl bubbs, very good -- The best things in life have 2 wheels

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