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true - Posted on 2007-05-29 12:27:42

Colin
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These are genuine clips from British Council flat tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats!! 1) My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2) He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3) It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 4) I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 5) I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 6) And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7) I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off. 8) My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand. 9) I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 10) Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 11) I requested permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 12) 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are just plain filthy. 13) I am still having problems with smoke in my drawers. 14) The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it's cleared. 15) Will you please send a man to look at my water, it's a funny colour and not fit to drink. 16) Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 17) I want to complain about the farmer across the road: every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me. 18) The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 19) Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it. 20) I am a single women living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 21) Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 22) I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction. 23) This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2

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	true - Posted on 2007-05-29 13:12:29
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 1352 Location: Next door to a pub in an interbred village, Kent United Kingdom	6) And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. many wouldn't complain at those sort of antics rofl Good work colin :o)

	true - Posted on 2007-05-29 21:56:48
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	have seen these b4, still good tho

	true - Posted on 2007-05-29 22:02:50
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	thats council tenants for u...

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