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The silent treatment - Posted on 2007-05-23 10:41:41

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For all those smart women out there: The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the nextday, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws". WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

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	The silent treatment - Posted on 2007-05-23 10:57:05
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	You just broken up with someone?

	The silent treatment - Posted on 2007-05-23 11:34:47
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	if women are so smart how come someone needs to tell them these things? I rest my case hhhmmmm

	The silent treatment - Posted on 2007-05-23 12:05:22
Scod 400cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 Posts: 51 Location: Dalkieth United Kingdom	quote -For all those smart women out there: what all 1 of them, do you think any smart women would be on here, (Scod runs for the hills)

	The silent treatment - Posted on 2007-05-23 12:56:00
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 1352 Location: Next door to a pub in an interbred village, Kent United Kingdom	Some say that I'm smart..... but I don't think they're talking about my intellectual properties lol

	The silent treatment - Posted on 2007-05-23 20:06:26
bb1 250cc Rider Joined: Saturday, April 08, 2006 Posts: 47 Location: SUFFOLK United Kingdom	Give ox a blue peter badge lol

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