A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 10:10:47
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Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said."I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. MrCadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Burtie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
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A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 10:14:16
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AAWWWWWWWWWW sweeeeeeeet
A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 10:28:24
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good god the womans a total sex fiend....thats totally changed my views on chocolates.
A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 10:48:50
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lmfao!!!!!! now i have the munchies!!!!!!!!!!
A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 11:36:11
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so bubbs carry-out for knockhill wont be beer, just a box of quality street.
A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 11:55:54
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so what your saying the moral of the story is, that no matter how sweet they may
look, sometimes when you bite into it, it's not what you expect
A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 13:00:41
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pmsl
I'll meet you by the Galaxy bar After Eight, if you bring me Roses I'll Chewitt for you pmsl
I can see this is going to be one of those threads that get's even Ripple'd with sweet one liners lol
A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 13:06:55
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Can i beat my drumstick on your curlywurly and sherbert dab your cupcakes?
A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 13:10:36
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No, I might catch a sexually transmitted confection
rofl
A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 13:46:19
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will you do a twirl for me? I have a stick of Edinburgh rock if you would like a sook,
perhaps we could meet where the rainbow drops from the sky, I promise to leave
your selection box alone till it is offered to me, i'm 6'4 so to me you will be a midget gem to me, we coulde look up to mars and the milkyway and watch the starburst in
a galaxy far far away
A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 22:13:13
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A little story for ya.... - Posted on 2007-05-23 10:10:47
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