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ONE FOR THE GIRLIES!! - Posted on 2007-05-17 10:43:46

blondie
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Pregnancy, Oestrogen and Women Pregnancy Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes university. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour? A: Not unless the word "divorce" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in university. "OESTROGEN ISSUES" 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "OESTROGEN ISSUES" 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your mobile phone to dial up every car sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 0800-". 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space". 8 You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. 9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.. TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand : 1. OTHER WOMEN

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	ONE FOR THE GIRLIES!! - Posted on 2007-05-17 10:50:27
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	PMSL you've met my wife then

	ONE FOR THE GIRLIES!! - Posted on 2007-05-17 10:50:05
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 1352 Location: Next door to a pub in an interbred village, Kent United Kingdom	pmsl excellent Although I disagree with the last comment, I just don't get women at all but i'm starting to learn lol

	ONE FOR THE GIRLIES!! - Posted on 2007-05-17 11:16:21
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, nice one

	ONE FOR THE GIRLIES!! - Posted on 2007-05-17 14:29:14
spacie 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Tuesday, January 24, 2006 Posts: 238 Location: Ipswich United Kingdom	I reckon you been spying on me!! LOL good one

	ONE FOR THE GIRLIES!! - Posted on 2007-05-17 17:37:04
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	God I must be married to you as well spacie

	ONE FOR THE GIRLIES!! - Posted on 2007-05-17 19:23:45
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	jeeze sis,,,thats ure life story :)

	ONE FOR THE GIRLIES!! - Posted on 2007-05-17 19:27:09
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	oww so true lol good ones

	ONE FOR THE GIRLIES!! - Posted on 2007-05-18 07:47:47
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	lol bruv!

	ONE FOR THE GIRLIES!! - Posted on 2007-05-18 16:54:54
bikerchick123 125cc Learner Joined: Thursday, May 10, 2007 Posts: 11 Location: Worcestershire United Kingdom	.........brilliant!!

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