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Love, Lust, Marriage - Posted on 2007-05-16 06:44:16

The_Drifter
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Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room Love- When intercourse is called making love Lust- When intercourse in called screwing Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania Love- When you argue over how many kids to have Lust- When you argue over who gets the wet spot Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids Love- When you share everything you own Lust- When you steal everything they own Marriage- When the bank owns everything Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax Love- When your heart flutters every time you see them Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it Marriage- When you listen to talk radio Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought Love- When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner Lust- When you’re only interested in doing things TO your partner Marriage- When you’re only interested in your golf score Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and vaseline Marriage- You only leave the house when you’re allowed

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	Love, Lust, Marriage - Posted on 2007-05-16 09:26:35
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	So sad so true!!

	Love, Lust, Marriage - Posted on 2007-05-16 10:08:09
Bigsmoky 250cc Rider Joined: Monday, January 17, 2005 Posts: 46 Location: Hades United Kingdom	Pmsl

	Love, Lust, Marriage - Posted on 2007-05-16 10:46:56
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, lots of good reasons not to get married then

	Love, Lust, Marriage - Posted on 2007-05-16 20:12:01
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	how true are those. very good

	Love, Lust, Marriage - Posted on 2007-05-17 08:54:40
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 1352 Location: Next door to a pub in an interbred village, Kent United Kingdom	I have always been in lust, never in love and if I ever get married somebody shoot me pmsl

	Love, Lust, Marriage - Posted on 2007-05-17 09:31:19
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	ha ha , good one , very true lol

	Love, Lust, Marriage - Posted on 2007-05-17 10:05:47
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	take it ure married drift?

	Love, Lust, Marriage - Posted on 2007-05-17 10:47:08
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	Pmsl...loved it

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