Good afternoon to u all and here are a few sick afternoon jokes for ya's
Q:What do a bungee jumper and a gay guy have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks they are both in deep shit!
Q. What is worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. “Being fingered by Captain Hook.”
So you think your life is Bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
you only get laid once
you only get eaten once
It takes 4 min to get hard and
2 min to get soft
you have to share a box with 11 other guys
and the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother.
Q. How do you know you are getting old?
A. “When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.”
Afternoon and jokes - Posted on 2007-05-15 10:26:48
