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The three virgin daughters - Posted on 2007-05-13 07:26:05

The_Drifter
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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard form the honeymoon with a few words on how material sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe"! Mom was puzzled at first, but when she looked at the Nescafe jar in her pantry and read "Good the till the last drop" she blushed but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent a card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans" Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra long, King size". Again she was slightly embarrassed but still happy for her second daughter as well. The third left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Her Mom waited for a week, nothing, another week went by and still nothing. Finally after a whold month, a card finally arrived. Written on it wigh shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways" Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA The ad read "Ten times a day, seven days aweek, both ways." Mom fainted!

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	The three virgin daughters - Posted on 2007-05-13 18:54:34
ohsomadeddie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, June 27, 2005 Posts: 705 Location: bottom of a newki broon bottle United Kingdom	thats brilliant mate

	The three virgin daughters - Posted on 2007-05-13 19:13:21
rev_ 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, January 13, 2005 Posts: 3068 Location: Coventry United Kingdom	lmao!!!

	The three virgin daughters - Posted on 2007-05-13 21:28:27
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	lol, very good drifter

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