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And theres more!!!!! - Posted on 2007-05-12 18:46:21

bikerchick123
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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a v a s e c t o my that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count up to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me". Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a mega banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Birmingham, most parts of Essex, inner London, Sunderland, Southern State in the US and anywhere in Wales! And there's more...... A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left. The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian"

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	And theres more!!!!! - Posted on 2007-05-12 19:05:47
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	pmsl :)

	And theres more!!!!! - Posted on 2007-05-12 19:31:12
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Repeat Police, your under arrest! :D

	And theres more!!!!! - Posted on 2007-05-13 07:31:54
triumph 50cc Newbie Joined: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 Posts: 5 Location: malmesbury United Kingdom	we like post more

	And theres more!!!!! - Posted on 2007-05-13 16:55:09
hammerntongs 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 1492 Location: all of it Thailand	pmsl at both

	And theres more!!!!! - Posted on 2007-05-13 21:31:31
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, both really good

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