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Have a giggle - Posted on 2007-05-12 15:34:25

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1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. __________________________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. __________________________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. __________________________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. __________________________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. __________________________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ___________________________________________________________ 7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to call during orgasm. ___________________________________________________________ 8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic. ___________________________________________________________ 9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. ___________________________________________________________ 10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut. ___________________________________________________________ 11) Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. ___________________________________________________________ 12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex: "Are you in?" ___________________________________________________________ 13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex: "Honey, I'm home!"

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	Have a giggle - Posted on 2007-05-12 15:40:21
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Wales with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Bay Salmon, some Garfish, and a few Snapper. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do? The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box !!"

	Have a giggle - Posted on 2007-05-12 18:29:57
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	lol..brilliant.

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