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Tree joke - Posted on 2007-05-09 00:00:57

the_ox
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling. The tall tree asks..."Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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	Tree joke - Posted on 2007-05-09 20:55:05
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	oh dear ox, not one of your best ones im afraid

	Tree joke - Posted on 2007-05-10 21:07:03
kenp1947 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, July 31, 2005 Posts: 771 Location: Cheltenham United Kingdom	your jikes are getting very wooden m8 LOL

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