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the things fathers do............................. - Posted on 2007-04-25 18:43:01

r1froog
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an 18 year old girl,tells her mum that shes missed her last 2 periods. worried,her mum goes to chemist and buys a pregnancy test,,,and the result is possitive. what pig did this to you screamed the distraught mum.. the dayghter picks up phone,,and half an hour later a ferrarri pulls up outside,and a distiniguished buisness man,,dressed in armani suit steps out, and enters the house. he sits in living room with the mum,dad,and girl,and tells them.. good morning,your daughter has informed me of the situation,,i cant marry her because of family reasons,but i will take charge. i will pay all costs,and provide for her for the rest of her life. additionally,if a girl is born,i will give her 2 retain chains and 2 million in her bank. if a son is born,ill give him 2 factories,and 4 million in his bank. i will also buy them a beach house and a luxury villa in town. however if there is a miscarriage,i dont no what to do,,,what do you suggest? at that the father,who hadnt spoken a word,,put his hand on the guys shoulder and says quietly. YOU SHAG HER AGAIN.

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	the things fathers do............................. - Posted on 2007-04-25 19:17:29
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	PMSL

	the things fathers do............................. - Posted on 2007-04-25 21:27:46
savage_riden_kiwi 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Monday, November 08, 2004 Posts: 321 Location: Hamilton New Zealand	nice one frooogy lmfao ,

	the things fathers do............................. - Posted on 2007-04-25 21:50:21
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	like it

	the things fathers do............................. - Posted on 2007-04-26 09:43:19
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	one i havent heard! quite funny too!

	the things fathers do............................. - Posted on 2007-04-27 08:46:47
adz 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, September 03, 2005 Posts: 842 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	ha ha. new to me too. good yin !!

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