When to start Cussing.... A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in
their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something
with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees wit enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old
what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll
have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his Mother in
hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his
room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks
with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
I don't know, he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios!"
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When to start cussin - Posted on 2007-04-25 10:35:59
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When to start cussin - Posted on 2007-04-25 10:14:24
When to start cussin - Posted on 2007-04-25 10:35:59
