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Ransom - Posted on 2007-04-25 10:08:47

The_Drifter
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I-35 south, just outside of St. Paul. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon."

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	Ransom - Posted on 2007-04-25 10:38:11
sprag 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Saturday, March 24, 2007 Posts: 183 Location: leicester United Kingdom	hahahahahaha oh yes, more please only use English assholes instead. lol

	Ransom - Posted on 2007-04-25 16:24:49
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	fabulous lol

	Ransom - Posted on 2007-04-26 21:07:20
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	if only. hehe

	Ransom - Posted on 2007-04-27 08:44:44
adz 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, September 03, 2005 Posts: 842 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	Lmao, nice one.

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