You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:06:06
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Its a day for rubbish..
young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She
pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on
it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:17:27
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You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:18:44
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Thanks Mart..Am bowing ..how are you matey?
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:18:20
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Mornin Abbie ...
And on the same theme, here's another ...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to
safety. Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when ...
Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:22:51
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Ok Thanks and u ?
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:24:06
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SCREEEEECH...oh thats a goodie! lol
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:27:11
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Abs ...
What is your natural colour ?
Hair that is ...
Sorry if im being too personal ;o)
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:48:32
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mouse ..but I ve been green red and electric blue in me time...lol
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:53:18
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Looks round for a trap ;o)
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:55:15
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oh ha ha ....lol You re only getting away with it because I cant reach you....lol I owe you a good slap...lol
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 11:17:38
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Im sure you wouldnt ... ?
Would you ?
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 11:33:28
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pmsl i like that joke lol
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 21:55:26
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very funny jokes
well done you 2, go to top of the class
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-25 11:18:08
Very funny Darcy...gonna have to pass that one on.
Noticed ur a "learner" guess u have been gone for awhile....hope everything is well with you.
cheers
Drifter
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-26 07:52:36
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Hi Drifter hope your e ok..Thanks and oh I dont know why i m a learner maybe thats the reason ..been absent for a bit. Take care matey.
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:06:06
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:18:20
You ve probably heard this one ...but still - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:55:15
