Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 08:07:32
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I thought it might be a good idea to post all your greetings here in one place, so I'll start ..................... GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like its going to be a nice day today.
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 08:57:09
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Hey Roeby good morning...yes ..just waiting for that sun to rise up in the sky right now. Heres a joke for all of you from an email I recieved this morning:
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a
University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the
Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)
or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and
heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time. So we need to know the rate at
which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely
assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not
leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how
many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth
and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for
the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added. < /P>
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the
rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature
and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night,
then number two must be true, and thus I am sure
that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any
more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving
only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa
kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 09:25:39
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oh my god,,,was poor teresa in pain??or had she forgot to take the pill???..morming everyone.
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 09:34:08
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...I was thinking more along the lines of ecstacy Froog
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 09:39:42
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i wouldnt know about these things,,its a girlie thing aint it
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 09:45:36
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is it? I ll throw that open to the board! lol
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 09:58:00
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meep - a girly thing!
good morning! got an electric day coming up - finally getting my hair 'fixed' lol so talk laters!
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 09:55:13
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the girls in my shop say oh god a lot too,,,but its normally,,oh god i feel like shit..caused mainly by excess partying,,,,or,,,oh god,,is that all ive made this week??,,,,,,or,,oh god is that all the time?,what a long day...or oh god, ive got that freaky woman to do next,,or oh god,i feel sick after that pizza.....so you see..there are many ways for god to come into our lives....me?????i hear it all day,,,,does that mean im an angel?
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 10:02:20
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fraid not froog...
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 10:25:58
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It depends in what context its said ! your deferring from the context of the point this guy was making. It could have been that as you said she was in pain or in ecstasy neither one has priority . But not to assume it was either/or.. I assumed it was ecstacy from personal experience and in the context it was used ..what was your reason for saying 'was she in pain' ? lol.
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 10:31:51
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Good luck with your hair loz . I hope you like it.
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 11:18:13
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Good Morning all
when I ask my wife for a bit she says things like oh god not again
does that mean she is instantly in exstacy?
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 16:23:16
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pmsl gfish, dont quite think it works that easy
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 18:25:14
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its called windin u up ms darcey,,,,,,,i knew fully what he meant,,,by the way,it was brill...made a great start to my day after reading that :)
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 18:32:38
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good evening (i think)
god this work thing is killing me, i so look forward to the weekends now...hols in 5 week oh can't wait
Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Night ....... - Posted on 2007-04-12 18:41:18
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good evening ......... not been in from work very long, i feel really rubbish ...... headache and stuff ...... mark says its cos i have actually done some hard work today, hehehehe he might be right
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